Re: The Pumpkinification of Volker

quirk_at_syntac.net (Quirk) wrote in message news:<4e20d3f.0405260015.296bf9df_at_posting.google.com>...
> joel-garry_at_home.com (Joel Garry) wrote in message news:<91884734.0405251557.64c333f4_at_posting.google.com>...
>
> > So why not newgroup in the alt hierarchy? Hardly good enough for
> > alt.flame.
>
> I'll be the judge of that, thanks.
>
> What's with these pleated pant wearing chimps? Do you want to play
> too?

LOL Bedtime for Quirko!

>
> You'll have to forgive Joel, usenet is all he has after he lost his
> tongue in a tragic mishap, He's so UGLY, his proctologist stuck his
> finger in his mouth instead of his ass and mistook his tongue for a
> hemorrhoid.

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>
> > You seem to be missing that Oracle Application Server comes with the
> > built-in ability to use small format browser clients (the "wireless"
> > option).
>
> In your desperation to find a comment to make, you didn't notice he
> was talking about COMPILING the server on his cellphone.

In your desperation to flame him, you didn't notice that wasn't exactly what he said.

>
> Go home dumbass.
>
>  

Is this yours? http://www.joebrower.com/PHILE_PILE/PIX/POLITICS_FUNNIES/trailer_trash.jpg Received on Fri May 28 2004 - 18:20:19 CDT